Welcome back to Holy Shock! I use to go on talking about Paladins and what not, but lately I have been stuck on Hearthstone! So why should we break the mold today? Last night I logged in and was met with the achievement where you need to play forty minions that cost two or less, and being the achievement addicted fool that I am... I quickly made me this Hunter deck in all of five seconds. Well, maybe not five seconds, but you get the idea that I placed no thought into its creation whatsoever, right?
My goal was to sling down as many low cost minions as I could before my portrait shattered in agonizing shame. Alright, there really is nothing agonizing about losing... unless you actually would lose to this deck! We all know that that would never happen... right?
I am terribly sorry to the poor players who actually lost, I honestly had no intention of trying to win. Had you just kept on chugging away, I am sure you would have seen the futility of my deck; however, you chose to end it all! I suppose I should have been happy, but these two made me actually play a couple more games than I had originally intended! Now they got me thinking of crossing over to the dark side and making a face Hunter! Alright, settle down... settle down! I promise that I am not going to be making any sort of face Hunter in the near future. I do find it funny that so many players tend to concede before they really know if the match is truly out of their reach. Hang in there guys! Worse case scenario is some player is going to clear your minions, blast your portrait, and you are out what a minute or two more? C'mon! Help me avoid these terrible thoughts of creating these decks!
So while I am somewhat complaining, if you can call it that, let me throw a shout out to the players who took it way too serious! Do you really need to run the rope half way down on every turn? I get that you are trying to think out every possible play, but seriously... just throw some cards down and smash the little fellows to bits! I think it was just RNG having one more fun moment at my expense. He wants to lose! Pft... that ain't gonna happen! Well, I am happy to say that eventually I managed to run out my poor little forty minions and earn, yes I said earn, my dang achievement! I'll see you all next time!